I cannot get over this tweet
when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
Are you ready for another bad poem?
i’m so happy this set of pictures exists. I’M NOT ALONE!
Every day ):
Congrats, you’re human :))
No but seriously, imagine if you digestive system couldn’t expend to accomodate food? You’d be in terrible pain every time you eat and would have to consume little quantities of liquid all day long to get your nutrition.
I need reminding sometimes.
no but you don’t even understand how much this needed to be done
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW! You are a human who accommodates for the nutrients you need to survive! how wonderful! please don’t be scared or ashamed of that!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DONT WALK ON THOSS FUCKING THINGS
AND EVERYONE THINKS IM FUCKING CRAZY
I knew it.
Nigga I’d pee on myself twice. Omfg.
the realest thing I’ve ever read.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
it was the roar of the crowd…
My heart… It broke